Just Give Me Your Facebook Page

meanwhile in the chum bucketChum submission! This gal took a parenting sabbatical from her popular homeschooling page, and when she returned she found a backlog of messages. She sent us this screenshot with the note, “There are plenty of perfectly polite requests to post stuff on the page, or share-for-shares, but this one really scored on the chutzpah scale.”

gimme page

meanwhile at snark hq

Snarkameleon: I just love the “great idea, but I don’t want to start from the ground floor like you did, so please hand me all your hard work” vibe.

Snarkupine: GEEZ Louise! Hey, girl, either quit slacking or let some dude take your page, will ya??

Snarkameleon: It’s all her fault. She should just let the men do it all anyway.

Snarkodile: “Hi, are you there?” “No, I’m busy being awesome. Elsewhere. That’s my Pro Tip for you today.”

Snarkitty: See, this is the kind of crap that I’m totally going to go blog now. Later, dudes.

We Can No Longer Be Held Responsible

This post.

This deleted scene. 

We can no longer be held responsible

 

Stay Snarky

Look sharp and stay snarky, people.

The Secret Life of Bon-Bons

Shelly G., thank you for asking the important questions in life.

Shelly G.

We love you so much, Shelly … we meme’d you! And thus did the bon-bons become a legacy for all time and Snark.

 

When We Didn’t Get Here Fast Enough

We’re very sorry, ma’am. Really, we got here as fast as we could.

where-been

We Disclaim EVERYTHING

It’ll never work. You can’t pin anything on us.

homeschool snark disclaimer

When People are REALLY Starved for Snark

From the wee early hours of January 31, 2015, to the next morning.

24-hours

Car Shark

The Homeschool Snark Shark BUMPER STICKER!

When We Got to Alliterate

Snarkameleon loves EVERY opportunity to showcase her vocabulary!

alliterate

(Yes, those are all acceptable collective nouns for a group of sharks!)

When We Taught Them to Make Shark Emoticons

*Insert JAWS Theme Music Here*

JAWS